4.11.2007

and now, from a to z, names i would give to a pet rabbit if i really hated rabbits

AIDS
Bumpy
Crutchy
Delicious
Experiment
Finished
Gimpy
Heaping Pile of Cow Dung
Imus
Jamima
KKK
Lunch
My Little Mutant
Nappy
Oven Roasted
Pirhana Food
Quiet Because You're Dead
Road Kill
Soon to Be in My Belly
Three Legs
Ugly Bunny
Vermin
W
Xenu
Yanni
Zambrano

1.16.2006

Look! I can write poems just like Jewel!!

i drink a lot of snapple
there are many flavors
that quench my thirst
but not the thirst of starving ethiopians
who drink one flavor of water
AIDS flavor
anyone hungry?

4.15.2005

i have nothing to contribute

just thought i'd point that out. thanks.

4.05.2005

and just like that...

it lives.